Honorrhea

When your honor get a bad rap. When you blow your honor away, you get Honorrhea.

John McCain's honorrhia is acute and possibly uncurable.

As of today there are no known cures for Honorrhea.

by Underdoggie January 13, 2009

Halorrhea

A combination of gonorrhea and diarrhea that you contract from sleeping with a really dirty girl....Waking up with a burning secretion from your penis and an explosive case of the runs is a sure sign of Halorrhea...

Last night I got wasted and banged this really hot Mexican girl and all morning I've had really bad Halorrhea....

Dude, I think I caught Halorrhea from that Thai girl last night....

by SFLCAT May 4, 2009

what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011

gonorrhea

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.

After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

gonorrhea turnover

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Nose Gonorrhea

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.

I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.

by Derpherpy June 21, 2010