joniece

A beautiful mothafucka who takes no shit from no one.

"You acting like a real Joniece today!"

by terry krewze December 19, 2016

Luca Jonitz

A sexy beast with a big cock.

Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.

by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.

Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006

Jonie

A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach

Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie

by Yourmun November 25, 2021

Jonte

Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)

Can be used to describe a nice deed.

Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.

Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.

by Conceited A. January 2, 2011

Johnites

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Luca Jonitz

A very cool guy with a monster cock. He is an elite fucker.

That kid is such a Luca Jonitz.

by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019