jong jong

A weirdo that wants to be Asian that isn’t.

‘Ooh, look at the wild Jong Jong in all their stupidity!’

by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN February 07, 2018

jong

Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged

you jonged dogged him
you just got jonged dogged

by JongedOn July 18, 2020

jong

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

by stereotypical May 09, 2008

jonge

A person who has red hair.

Lindsay Lohan is a really ugly jonge.

by ForrestGump August 14, 2007

jong

A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.

Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!

by kEtRIna June 02, 2003

jong

that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance

crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 24, 2007

jong

a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey

jong special, delicious bodacious pizza

by Rickie boy April 17, 2007