Jondom

A condom made out of jeans or denim or some such shit

Him: I've been thinking
Her: oh no
Him: normal condoms can break, let's use a jondom

by Pseudonym Sadomy August 26, 2018

Jondom

A superior, cutting-edge improvement upon the modern condom that is made out of denim and modeled after jeans. It is known for its perfectly proportioned zipper and beltloops that run the length of its shaft. Highly segmented and customizable, it is the perfect tool to turn any night from a boring latex kind if night, into an unforgettable experience of denim.

"Hey bro, I wasn't sure about those jondom things at first, but man they just get better and better after every wash."
"Your mini-fly is down."

by BAMF755 August 30, 2021

Femolly Jonbomb

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

by TheDeej February 13, 2008

jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

by frank May 12, 2004

Jon-Dom

What you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.

Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)

I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.

by f1freak2727 December 9, 2012

Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

by STEVO April 16, 2006

Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.

A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.

by Steve S September 26, 2005