A superior, cutting-edge improvement upon the modern condom that is made out of denim and modeled after jeans. It is known for its perfectly proportioned zipper and beltloops that run the length of its shaft. Highly segmented and customizable, it is the perfect tool to turn any night from a boring latex kind if night, into an unforgettable experience of denim.
"Hey bro, I wasn't sure about those jondom things at first, but man they just get better and better after every wash."
"Your mini-fly is down."
The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."
"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.