Jondom
Jondom by Pseudonym Sadomy August 26, 2018
Jondom
A superior, cutting-edge improvement upon the modern condom that is made out of denim and modeled after jeans. It is known for its perfectly proportioned zipper and beltloops that run the length of its shaft. Highly segmented and customizable, it is the perfect tool to turn any night from a boring latex kind if night, into an unforgettable experience of denim.
Femolly Jonbomb
The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."
"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008
Jon-Dom
Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)
I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.
Dear (insert username here)
I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.
Jon-Dom by f1freak2727 December 9, 2012
Jonomir
Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.
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