by Kdot December 21, 2016
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Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?
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Joonas Porko maybe is 27, but he's acting like 5 year old. Not in a bad way tho, it's good to be a little bit childish :D Joonas can be a dick sometimes, but not usually. Usually he's kind person, and keeps checking are you ok, if you don't look like that you're ok.
Hey, Joonas Porko just posted new ig pic!
Who's Joonas Porko??
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Who's Joonas Porko??
Follow. Him. On. Instagram. Right. Now.
by simpforbc November 23, 2021
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by JohnAss January 4, 2015
Get the johnass mug.He's very shy and dumb, he can actually do nothin ,he loves to work and his PC (he literally marry with it) .
If u will make dumb joke he will answer with that ''-_-'' . If u don't care about him and luv him he would be sad and depressed and he will drink bad water >:O!!
He needs a lot of cuddles anond kisses and he will make u super duper happy -w-.
No, he doesn't love anime .. i guess ?
if ur fren loves games, loves to cuddle and if he hav blond hair and blue eyes congrats he's Joonas :3
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If u will make dumb joke he will answer with that ''-_-'' . If u don't care about him and luv him he would be sad and depressed and he will drink bad water >:O!!
He needs a lot of cuddles anond kisses and he will make u super duper happy -w-.
No, he doesn't love anime .. i guess ?
if ur fren loves games, loves to cuddle and if he hav blond hair and blue eyes congrats he's Joonas :3
ja üldse Joonas on lollakas :D
by Meeegamilk69 July 10, 2019
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His motto is: “hide your wife I’ve got a knife”
He also has another motto: “I will jizz and I out the window I wiz”
His motto is: “hide your wife I’ve got a knife”
He also has another motto: “I will jizz and I out the window I wiz”
by Joonasdabest November 26, 2019
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