The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
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by Caylih10 February 15, 2014
Get the swift johnsoning mug.The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
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**smirh** Hey, Larz, did you manage to go to Johnsonia last night?
**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco
**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco
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