When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.
See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html
See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html
by Ilsun May 1, 2007
Get the papa johned mug.A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015
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Johnked • johned • johnned • Jonked • Jehnked • Johned it • johnke • Johnkencyfix • Johnkerrying • johnned out
"dude i was totally johnking that chick last night"
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"
"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"
"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."
by THE Johnkinator April 20, 2009
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Get the Johned mug.A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.
If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller
A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.
Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.
One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
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Get the Farmer Johnned mug.tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line
by R()$$ April 24, 2004
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