Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

by STEVO April 16, 2006

johndom

condom, i use it on ur nan!!!

i hit myself in the eye with that used johndom!!!

by ken homadom September 26, 2007

JohnDoeSS

JohnDoeSS

JohnDoeSS is a server side

by Thesvage2223q1 April 26, 2020

Johnditis

The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.

Zoe: what a nice day.

Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?

Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!

Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.

John: *growling and feral sounds*

Zoe: Shit! He bit me!

Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!

by TheLump2022 April 1, 2022

JohnDonXohn

A person who doesnt like the name Leon, by describing the impregnation of women unknowingly, while praising the name for its gigachadness.

Oh look its JohnDonXohn! Hes the dude who said Leon's a chad name but also describes the unknowing impregnation of women!

Do sign my shirt JohnDonXohn!

by PantheriaLeo December 19, 2022

Johndolences

When you want to offer your condolences to someone who has recently experienced a passing of a loved one, but you have no clue who the deceased is.

"Joshua just died!"
"You have my Johndolences"

by Thisistotallyme July 14, 2025

Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle

A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.

“Hey bros, let’s get a Jicyhot Johndom Jerkle going.”

by walkmf July 1, 2025