Johnlock

One of the most attractive ships of all time, being a relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson from the BBC TV show 'Sherlock' (aired from 2010 to 2017)

it is a brilliant ship and anyone who does not ship it is almost certain to not go to heaven. shame on all those who partake in sacrilige, but we do not hate and it is their choice to not ship it. objective comments and no disrespect.

INT: two people sitting in a living room

person 1: BISCUITS!
person 2: hahaha! thats the same intonation that Sherlock said that in. have you seen Sherlock?
person 1: oh, god, yes.
person 2: That is awesome dude! its genuinely my favourite show!
person 1: damn, thats sick! what luck!
person 2: what streaming service did you see it on?
person 1: mm, not really interesting, moving on.
person 2: Lol! are you just going to talk in Sherlock quotes? there is literally something wrong with you..
person 1: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
person 2: lmao, that scene was so hot, man.
person 1: oh, bro, you ship Johnlock?!'
person 2: yeah!
person 1: hell yeah, thats sick! me too. they would make such a good match.

Johnlock by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.

Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!

Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

johnlockary 

The OT3 made up of John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, and Mary Morstan. The ship is quickly gaining popularity, and will probably soon rival Johnlock as one of the most shipped ships in the fandom.

Sherlockian 1: Johnlock will always be my OTP, but I'm really beginning to see the appeal of Johnlockary.

Sherlockian 2: Eww! What "appeal" could there possibly be?

Sherlockian 1: CRIME-SOLVING MARY. JOHN GETTING BOTH. SHERLOCK HAVING TWO LOVERS. THREESOMES. *grabs Sherlockian 2's face and whispers* Threesomes.

johnlockary by Shippiest-Shipper-to-ever-Ship January 10, 2014

johnblocked

The act of being cock-blocked on a biweekly basis by the same girl.

"So how did the date go?"
"I got johnblocked"
"So she turned lesbian?.."

johnblocked by johnblock July 22, 2013

johnlocksupremacy

the best person in the world this person is absolutely magnificent and attracts every single human on earth and her mother is best friends with Patrick Stewart’s brother

“Wow johnlocksupremacy is just fantastic”

johnlocksupremacy by OAO uans August 27, 2021

johnlocked_1

@johnlocked_1 is such a talented editor and just an amazing person. Shes litreally such a sweet person i think!

@ johnlocked_1 is my absolutely favourite editor

johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024