Green John

An economical yet attractive portajohn model weighing about 196 pounds. Has a light enhancing roof and is very expensive.

Person 1: Hey what type of portajohn did you order?

Person 2: I went with the Green John model.

by Jim17g January 21, 2005

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024

John Green

Hank Green’s brother

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…

by Fat stupid bitch January 4, 2022