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Get the Johney mug.When you are taking a shit and you can feel it hanging but it won't come loose until you giggle about how much you are struggling and it falls right out.
the chad jolley is my least favorite shit, sometimes forced laughter doesn't make it come out any faster.
by SnakeRadioCustoms January 20, 2016
Get the chad jolley mug.Crazed drunken woman- notorious for her easy charms. Very attractive, as well as the life of every party. Just add liquor. Also known to be good and true friend to the few that know her well.
Unless proven friendly, avoid at all costs. At least hide your boyfriend as men have no resistance to her freely given charms.
Unless proven friendly, avoid at all costs. At least hide your boyfriend as men have no resistance to her freely given charms.
Oh god- did that Jooley just leave with my boyfriend?
Be careful, the Jooleys have been drinking... they can smell fear.
Be careful, the Jooleys have been drinking... they can smell fear.
by dagstar February 3, 2010
Get the Jooley mug.When an amazing girl named Ashley and a guy named Josh work together at a pizza place and they slowly start liking each other. One day they both risk their jobs and decide to kiss each other at work. From that point on they became what is known as "Joshley" and to this day they are still together.
by MyGirl_IsBeautiful January 15, 2016
Get the joshley mug.Jodleyarchy is a social system in which non-jodles hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property. Some Jodleyarchy societies are also jodlelineal, meaning that property and title are inherited by the non-jodle lineage.
Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.
Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.
Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
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by jodleLover123 May 26, 2021
Get the Jodleyarchy mug.A jolleywacker is word or slang for a person who is not funny and is terrible at making jokes. This word is specifically used against people you are tired of fake laughing at their jokes at. Or if they are TERRIBLY unfunny.
Jolleywacker: "If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?"
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
You: "I don't know?"
Jolleywacker: "European!"
You: "You are such a jolleywacker."
Jolleywacker: "What the fuck is wrong with you? That's incredibly rude!"
You: "Fuck off."
by AnimVC May 31, 2023
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