An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Wow he's a joebert
by Pshhvta May 15, 2018
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A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
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He awarded the winning penalty and quickly after went totally A la Joubert avoiding the respectable tradition of shaking hands.
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by lëv June 7, 2021
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Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.
If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.
-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?
-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.
-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.
-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?
-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.
-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
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