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Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
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Papa Johannes 

A term populary used by kids in Tromsø Norway. It basically means gettin all the girls.

Oscar Friis Johannesson 

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.
Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"
-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
Johannes by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg 

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.
I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.
Johannesburg by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

johannes bogaards 

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"