Jog

Something really cool and trendy, also can be used to reply to a true statement

“That shirt is so jog”

Or

“I think that her hair looks awful”

“So jog”

by Not_a_nerd_ May 24, 2022

JOG

Jewish Occupied Government (ie, the United States). See also ZOG.

the JOG government sent more money to israel

by zaog December 3, 2004

Jog

In directions: to move one or more streets to the right or left before continuing in your previous direction. For example, to "jog left" means to turn left and then right.

Walk straight to Wabash Avenue, then jog one street over onto Adams.

by Ginger12 October 16, 2008

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022

Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.

I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention

by HoverGuy August 2, 2022

JOG

Jewish-occupied government

Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG

by frens88148814 January 5, 2025

Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"

Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)

by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013