Joffee

1.To pull a flinch, including closing eyes, or gestures moving away from a harmful action, such as a fake punch.
There are bigger manifestations the larger the flinch.
As are: Super Joffee, Mega Joffee, Virtual Joffee, Airborne Joffee.

"Hey dude," *pretends to throw remote control*
*Second guy flinches*
"Joffee."
"Shut up."

by Beans/Eddie August 5, 2007

jeffed

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed

I totally just jeffed that.

by pee pee sock August 27, 2007

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009

Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.

"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."

by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015

Joffen

the dance that ever dad does in order to embarrass their child and or children

"Dude, what's your dad doing?"

"He's joffen to the music."

by I_Can't_Dance September 16, 2019

Juffed

It literally has no meaning

He's so juffed bro.

by Awesomeness192837 November 2, 2020

Morgan Joffee

A Morgan Joffee is a thing that is very round and unintelligent. He is bad at games as well.

I don’t want to be a Morgan Joffee at Fortnite🙏🏻

by phatwastaken November 13, 2019