jeested

From Chrisus Jeest, the spoonerised version of Jesus Christ, used as "im injured" when an ed ending is present.

I broke my arm bro, im jeested.

by Makaierino June 2, 2017

joester

joester the almighty toaster

joester gets more bread than a toaster

by joel ortiz December 12, 2013

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B September 8, 2008

josted

The act of being ridiculously exhausted after participating in intense sexual activities. Usually after long, long nights.

Dude, im SO josted after last night with that guy!

by smartwater September 30, 2009

joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

josted

consuming too much alcohol

Ok everone, its time to get josted!

by Haleku November 26, 2005

Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016