Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

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joelong

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

by puwed November 10, 2013

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Joedonkulus

When something is so crazy you just have to joedonk about it

Yo whats up, that game was pretty joedonkulus bro

by CreeperGamingfan1997 July 31, 2022

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Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").

I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!

by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

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Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

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Joesome

Expression used when being overwhelmed by great and pleasant emotions. Used to describe something formidable, heart-stirring and genuinely wonderful.

Similar: joelicious

When I first met him, I was surprised by his authenticity. He was all sweet, amazing, bright, cultured, funny, romantic and thoughtful. He was just joesome!

by GPU December 27, 2011

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