joelong 

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

joelong by Beaver-man January 12, 2018

Joëlson 

A name for a god like being. This person is most likely to be friendly, effortlessly hilarious and an overall nice person. This person will never judge you for you. Although this person wil have an opinion, he/she won't use it against you but tries to give you advice.

You're a saint, a savior, all with all a typical Joëlson.

Joëlson by Leavesaroundautumn November 21, 2021

Jolton

A man who is often misunderstood.

person: He is an idiot *pointing at Jolton*
Jolton: :(

Jolton by Shatyourself May 1, 2022

Joelson 

The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!

You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!

Joelson by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022

Jolton

A boy child brought forth from a Jolt of electronic current transfered between the child parents prior to birth. He is grounded and electric, sent from above.

That Jolton is just electrifying!!

Jolton by Wordscreate333 February 18, 2025