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Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
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by XBeksX May 12, 2019
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Jocks

Jocks (noun) Jocks are Irish slang for underwear or “boxers
E.g “Stall on there Johnathon I’m after shitting me jocks”
by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020
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Jocks fag

An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.

he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
by jocksniffer October 9, 2022
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jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.
Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!
by UAnom August 28, 2022
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Jocks On Horses

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.
Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.
by wahtduh May 8, 2014
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jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.
"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack
by oml.zebra June 14, 2016
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