The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
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Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.
James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!
I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.
I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.
by haileys February 16, 2008
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A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)
Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.
A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)
Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.
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Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
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Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
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