Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.

"Fuck this job, I quit!"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Log job

When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016

a Jill job

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.

Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017