jizzepie

An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.

Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.

by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015

jizzplosion

A large-scale, rapid, or spectacular explosion of semen.

"Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear jizzplosion to wake her up."

by MetalGusREbirth March 9, 2009

JIZZUZ

Condensed pseudonym that derives from the phrase Jizz-on-us, this cultural idiom originates from the Asian race, used frequently on occasion when plebeians shout in excitement, "Holy Jizzuz!" in the English language. Westerners misinterpreted these clamors of ejaculation because of the incomprehensible accentuation of these people from the land of the rising sun, and instead thought their shrieks of joy were referring to the Holy Messiah himself. This was later found to be untrue based on the anthropological evidence presented by an Asian-Caucasian and quarter negro in a heated and educational exchange on the popular social-networking website, facebook. So when Asians proclaim "Jizzuz" in the middle of prayer, work, and discussion, it is not to use the Lord’s name in vain or draw attention to humanity’s savior, but rather to reference the feeling that normally succumbs a male before he showers his excitement all over his companions.

"Holy Jizzuz, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!"

"We ask that Jizzuz may enter your lives and lead you on to the path of truth and happiness."

"Jizzuz is what helps me wake up each day looking on the bright side."

"I can only thank Jizzuz for the many blessings I have received in my lifetime."

by Asian Sensation Persuasion May 7, 2010

jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzurp

When white girls want to replace the high calorie sprite and jolly ranchers with low calorie jizz

Sarah: OMG Becky that sizzurp is going to make your ass too big
Becky: Well how else should i get wasted?
Sarah: Try Jizzurp

by MaverickMoto May 23, 2016

Jizzper

To orgasm secretly or quietly without notice.

"Todd: dude, where the hell are you. I've been trying to find you for the last 30 minutes."
"Ben: sorry dude. I just had to jizzper in this bush real quick, I'm on my way."

by MnK July 1, 2020

Mt. Jizzuvious

When you delay masturbation for weeks and finally circum to it the amout of cum that comes out is huge like a volcano.

i saw a porno where a guy pulled a mt. jizzuvious.

by Master debator August 2, 2003