Jizzcut

The cut you get on your penis from the dried jizz in your jizzrag

Hey man you do that girl last night?
Nah, I got a jizzcut didn’t wanna get aids

by Project_JDM March 17, 2019

Jizznus

An exclamation similar to "Jesus" without taking the name in vain

Red: Hey look at this link I found on Reddit
Blue: Oh sweet Jizznus WTF!! Is that golfball? Oh... I see...

by EvisceratorX June 29, 2011

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005

Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007

jizznout

Other wise known as A Spliff, zoot, sclit, reffa, blizznout ,jensen, giff, dooby, head, bughead, hughead, drughead, splenzen, marajuan cigarette, dutchie ,blenzen, fatty bumbatty, skliff, joint.

Wrap up a Fat Jizznout.
Lets BLaze a Gliff.

by Biggs is ya mother "get ya rat out" April 8, 2008

Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

Jizznit

When something is 3 to 8 times cooler than something that is "the shiznit"

The chicks in that pearl iridescent corvette are the JIZZNIT!!!!

by Jay Dogg Pearl Iridescent August 26, 2019