jizztory

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006

jizzavore

1. A woman and/or man who is renowned to be of whoreish nature and loves to partake in the all protein diet supplied by males.

2. A person who loves to eat jizz.

1. Who Jessica? Yea she is a total jizzavore.

2. She swallowed 3 separate loads of my jizz. #Jizzavore

3. Jizzavore is the one word I would use to describe my ex-girlfriend Alexis.

by Hornyface April 5, 2014

Jizztory

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.

"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"

by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009

Jizzatron

The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.

My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

jizzfactory

refers to someone's ball sack

she just kicked me right in the jizzfactory

by boonking August 6, 2011