jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.

Charlie is a jizzbo.

by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008

Jizzbomb

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something

Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was

by Deezy May 19, 2003

Jizztown

A town, school or place that is full of jizzable people.

That school is an absolute jizztown, there is so many peng girls there.

by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011

virgin jizzbomb

Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.

Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!

by jawns1112 June 25, 2009

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.

Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!

by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011

jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006