Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

jigawatt

Gigawatt
See gigawatts.

"What the hell is a jigawatt!?"

by Joshua J. Slone July 27, 2003

Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!

Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

or

Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006

jiggawatts

When a girls fat ass jiggles/ripples when she walks, twerks, gets slapped, etc.

john: "look at that girl walking"

tim: " damnnn, that girl got jiggawatts when she walks"

by Braeden.S December 15, 2019

gizzawatt

A gizzawatt is a measure similar to that of a gigawatt, which is equal to one billion watts. A gizzawatt is used to measure the amount of gizz produced.

She got about 5 gizzawatts all over her face!

by twatmuffin November 22, 2009

Jizzowats

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats

Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats

by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

Jizzwatcher

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

by T & A September 19, 2023