by Jicardo August 9, 2017
Get the jicardo mug.The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
Get the Jizzard mug.(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.
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Get the jizarific mug.Combination of Jiz and Terrific. Used as an adjective to describes an event, action, experience, etc. as being beyond terrific.
1. "Those girl scout cookies were jizarific."
2. "That ride was jizarific."
3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."
2. "That ride was jizarific."
3. "Thanks, I had a jizarific time."
by Anthony M. Hall May 13, 2005
Get the jizarific mug.Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
Person number 1
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014
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