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Jesus Jitters

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.
Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!
by rak5877 July 13, 2009
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jitterpants

noun
1. a person inclined to relocate on a whim; someone who randomly moves or leaves town (a lot).
2. to suddenly be in a frantic state of making a new home elsewhere (usu. without reason).
3. a condition preventing someone from settling down.

ORIGIN: a slang term first coined in 2009 in connection with a blog that goes by the same name.
1. Hey there, jitterpants! What brings you back to town?
2. My pa up and left us the other day! Ma says he's got a case of the jitterpants.
3. That boy 'll never find himself a wife, long as he's got them jitterpants on.
by jitterpants January 27, 2010
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jitters

To possess a feeling of anxiety or restlessness.
"I was up late last night with the jitters because of that scary movie."
by Banisters July 3, 2006
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jitterclick

A clicking technique that allows you to click very fast. Everyone has his own technique, but the most common is making your arm to vibrate and transmiting the vibration to your mouse. It is thought that it´s one of the main clauses of Carpal tunnel syndrome.
Gamer 1: LOL I have killed you again lololololol
Gamer 2: That is not fair, you were using jitterclick
by milucojo March 9, 2016
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hoe jitters

when ur doing some hoe shit and u get anxious and/or second guess yourself
Aw damn i got the hoe jitters, should i send him nudes or no?
by cherry_bomb69 February 26, 2017
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Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
by srav December 27, 2010
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jitterbud

when you get the shakes from not having a heavy reliable hit from your bong. pretty much its when you have a slight dependance on having at least a daily toke of the ganj, you begin to have small shakes that can often stop you from performing every day tasks such as packing a decent cone or in some cases completely leave you helpless when you try to roll a j
'chill out your hands are shakin sumin feirce'
'man i have the worst jitterbuds i couldnt pack my breaky bong'
by HODGEbongONER January 24, 2010
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