Jistreak

Sounds French and fancy and pronounced like "jizz-Streek" but as one word: Jistréak. You can place it as a noun in a sentence or make it the title to something ie: artwork, name of an art piece, or name of a certain brand.of. clothing etc. Just to fuck with people

Lululémons "Power Jistreak Tank" is sold out everywhere!

A- I just bought a new art piece where the canvas is splattered with creamy abstract streak marks.
B- what's it called?
A- the artist titled it "Jistréak"
B- brilliant!

by Sublebrity June 3, 2021

Jastarya

Your a very hype person and sometimes like to chill with family or friends

My name is jastarya

by Lollllllll💀💀💀 January 2, 2022

u/jintaravaleri3

Some dumb faggot i used to be friends with on r/YoungPeopleYoutube

u/jintaravaleri3 is pedo

by alsobruh April 15, 2020

Chief Justard

Chief Justard (cheef juss tard) NOUN. A really stupid Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

Can you imagine the kind of decisions we'd get if Scalia was the Chief Justard?

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

jibtard

A jibbering retard, someone who talks in a nervous tone, not making much sense.

Ginger you jibtard, you've trodden on another bloody kitten!
But sir i didn't, errr, sorry, not dead, help, doctors, yorkie bars, no!

by Matt Pyatt November 8, 2007

bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

Jimtarded

To do something which is entirely assinine or otherwise pointless and yet oblivious to what just came out of the idea.

"Hey guys, I had a great idea. Why don't we make parachutes for buffalo so they can go skydiving... I think there's a market in it!"

"Damnit Jim, that's Jimtarded"

by Cupcake Republiq February 3, 2007