Jiminy Cricket 

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

Jiminy Cricket by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier 

A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023

jiminy crickets 

What you say when something amazing flies by.

JIMINY CRICKETS did you see that?! A BLUEBERRY JUST FLEW BY!!

jiminy crickets by PumpkinJack November 11, 2004

Jiminey Cricket 

The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.

I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket

Jiminey Cricket by WonderWomanReni May 9, 2011

jiminy crickets my ass 

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

jiminy crickets my ass by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017

jimminy cricket 

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.

Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*

jimminy cricket by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

jimminy cricket bob 

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

jimminy cricket bob by urbandick17 November 16, 2009