Jike

This means that you are calling someone a jew and a dike which is a closet lesbian and looks like a man

That guy Drew is a total Jike!!

by Myballsurmouth January 26, 2011

Jike

A Jike is when you go at a jogging speed with a bike.

“Oh hey dude, what are you doing”
“Oh, I’m going for a Jike”
“Ok,cool”

by E000000000005 November 28, 2019

jike

Also spelled 'Jyke', means to get a Handjob from a girl. The pronunciation stems from the way an old Jewish man would say the word 'Jerk.' Popular in select parts of Long Island

Joe: Hey girls, do one of you want to hook me up with a jike?
Girls: You're disgusting!

Joe: I saw you and that girl together before. Did anything happen?
Frank: Yeah man, I got a jyke.

by MC89 July 20, 2008

Jike

Another name used for money.

I got mad jike in the bank.

Man i'm broke, can you spot me some jike?

by Xoltol November 24, 2007

jike

jolly dike

"wow that chick is a jike!"

by lasdfjsdfd June 27, 2008

Boom Jike

To boom a jike is not only an act of kindness, but an act of charity. Appreciate it, say thank you, and return the favour when someone performs a Jike Booming on you.

"Damnnnn that's a nice jike!"
"I'd like to boom your jike sir, may I?"
"Dad? Can you boom my jike?"
"I'll slit your nan's jike wide open kiddo"
"your nan's jike is saggy af dude"
"Boom Jike"

by xXJikeBoomerXx420P00ti5m4n April 6, 2017

Jike Mu

Any person who fools around on Call of Duty Black Ops zombie mode that just dolphin dives around the map, not doing anything and is the most pathetic player on the team. A Jike Mu does not benefit the team at all and instead enjoys throwing grenades at his fellow team members. He is the Justin Bieber of call of duty.

Omg stop being such a Jike Mu
Holy crap that guy is a total Jike Mu

by MaTaRoker March 30, 2011