jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

Jekol

A unique individual who is essentially a "man eater". A Jekol is characterized by its extremely cute mannerisms for example a slow high pitched laugh, adopting random sounds into its vocabulary like "mmmm" when shy or embarrassed and saying action verbs out aloud after doing that action e.g. *the Jekol sighs* then says "SIGH".

Person 1: "Did you see all those guys eyeing her"

Person 2: "Yeah... and she was just laughing heaps high and slowly... she's so cute!"

Person 1 and 2: "... What a Jekol"

by muffvag November 10, 2010

jerkolosis

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.

John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.

by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013

jeykell

And extremely moody man. He is also highly sensitive and can take anything wrong don't even joke with him. Stubborn and hard headed. Throw adult temper tantrums.

Jeykell is so hard headed, told him he couldn't go to the store and threw a tantrum.

by Witch.bitch.93 December 16, 2016

Jerkolantern

A pumpkin carved to look like Falem

Man last Halloween I carved me the best Jerkolantern your sklagj has ever seen, it was so good one of Falem’s kids spoke to it for like half an hour.

by sklagj November 1, 2018

Jerkolphin

The manual masturbation of a male dolphin, to completion.

Last night I caught Gary jerkolphining at Sea Land.

by S Fletcher June 11, 2020

Jerkolphin

When someone pleasures a dolphin to completion.

Gary spent the weekend jerkolphin.

by Ldug September 9, 2020