by Nkululeku April 21, 2022
Get the Jesting mug.A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."
Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"
by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010
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A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.
Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
Get the text-jesting mug.A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.
Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!
by kookiejar December 7, 2009
Get the jewstincts mug.A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"
Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010
Get the Jewtini mug.(n.) One who is of Jewish and Latino origin. Also describes Jewish immigrants to Latin American countries.
A married couple was from Poland, but moved to Nicaragua. They lived there for many years, and their son was born and lived there before moving to the United States. He is considered a Jewtino.
A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.
Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.
A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.
Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.
by D Lip April 13, 2004
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