Jewstine

A rare Breed of dog, dolphin and hawk normaly found in California. Jewstine's like to eat, sleep, and cause havoic for everyone aound. they are wild and crazy creature that will bite off your head if you get too close. they can be a bit bitchey but at the end of the day there still there.

boy:"what the hell was that??"

girl:"I thinks it's a jewstine!!!"

by aluisuh April 14, 2009

jestine

Awesome person if you wanna laugh your butt off. A little off, but it's okay. Jestines are rare and very wild. People often tell them to shut up cause they talk so much but they know life would really suck without them. Also they may embarrass you by dancing in public.

"Dude, thats Jestine!"

"Man can that girl talk, oh well. Hanging out with her is a fun time."

by girlofmanyquestions February 20, 2010

jewstincts

A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.

Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!

by kookiejar December 7, 2009

Jewstin

a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male

"Man! You just jewstinned the shit out of that slipper!"

"Let's go jewstin your grandpa!"

by KristyLynn August 25, 2008

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

Jewstice

1) Justice delivered by those of the Jewish religion. This form of justice is usually swift, brutal and effective.
2) Jews kicking ass

The movies Munich and Inglorious Bastards are textbook examples of Jewstice.

by Magicbus January 6, 2010

jewstin

a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".

"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."

by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010