you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

jewsense

Jew sense is a terminolgy applied to realllly cheap people...

they have this super power instead of spidersense of spiderman..
they can hear a coin drop from 20 meters away and will pickup any shinyobject that might look smell sound taste like money...

usually the ones with these powers are jews
but there are special cases to those kids that will jump in to the freeway for a penny

my jewsenses were tingling when he dropped his change on the floor.

by poppyjew digger September 4, 2010

New Jewsey

A very rich part of New Jersey where all the jews live.

Person 1: Yo, Have You ever been to New Jewsey?
Person 2: Yeah they have so many jews there.

by Dewdlings August 24, 2009

Jewsday

The day of the Jews

Happy Jewsday, man!

by Wubwubwubweeb April 20, 2019

jewped

Being tricked by one of those sly jewish people.
Similar to duped but involving jews or heebs as i like to call them.

Oh my goodness i have been jewped.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 10, 2006

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

jewmedy

Jewish comedy. Comedy made by Jews.

Seinfeld is a jewmedy.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 16, 2006