jewmobile

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.

Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.

by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006

Jeapose

A word to shout out in class to annoy the teachers

JEAPOSE

by tstew099 September 7, 2022

JewMorris

A Person of relevance to awesomeness or superb gayness.
depending on the style of hair wheter or not the person is gay.
Curly hair is awesome. Anything else is just wana Sykes

DUDE! Great Bass Playing! Your so JewMorris

WTF MAN don't be JewMorris god!

by Jewdip November 10, 2009

Jewocracy

A government run by Jews.

Israel is a Jewocracy.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.

Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!

by Lil licker November 1, 2013

Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009

jewcob

A jewish person with the name Jacob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewcob" can also refure to a non jewish person with the name Jacob, but shows stereotypical jewish trates and owe people money.

Jewcob owes me £10 from when i brought him lunch.
My friend Jewcob is actually called jacob!

by Bob_The_Writer March 20, 2014