Jewmidity

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.

Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!

by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012

Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

Jewiday

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

by PetraC January 6, 2009

jewpiter

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

Jewpino

One who is Jewish and Phillipino

Alex W. is a Jewpino

by Jewcrew5 May 19, 2006

jewpidity

a disease that stupid jews suffer from

This white guy with the jew fro suffers from chronic jewpidity

by sirrswagg December 18, 2008

jewuid

It's like a jew
but with a druid from world of warcraft

Hey druid, did you know you are a jewuid?

by Lawlbloom February 16, 2008