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Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

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Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
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JewgNasty

When a person of the Jewish persuasion experiences the overwhelming side effects of "BoogNastiness." boognasty Though rare, it can be a frightening, and disturbing event for any witnesses, as the one experiencing JewgNastiness wins at nearly everything, cheers loudly at the win, and subsequently foams at the mouth.
-Holy Jeez! Did you Larry Rosenbergengoldenstein today at practice?

-Yeah, that semite was feelin' JewgNasty!
by TSTAT February 24, 2010
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JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.
2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!
by Clarke... October 12, 2006
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Jewgine

noun :A Jewish person who acts italian. Italian dialect for cousin (cugine) plus Jew.

See: Andrew Dice Clay, Ronnie Mund (Howard Stern Show), Max Kellerman (ESPN)
"Man, Alex is such a Jewgine with his spiked hair and his constant tanning, someone needs to tell him that chicken parm isn't kosher"
by rich uncle tarasoff August 20, 2008
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Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.
You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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jewpon

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.
Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.
by moogie January 2, 2005
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Jewginity

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.
When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.
by Chancellor St. Blue May 10, 2010
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