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Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.
I was having the shittiest day, then I hung out with Jewells and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life
by Isadora Duncan November 12, 2019
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The affectionate term for a friend that gets nut tagged regularly. No one would be suprised if/when he finds out hes actually sterile and has been so for quite some time. Jewells also gets hurt quite often in other pointless self inflicted ways but at least its fun to be around him.
Tom: Did you here what happened to Sean?
Jim: No what?
Tom: He was kicked in the nutts by a mule... repetedly...
Jim: When will Jewells learn...
by McFluffy1 September 28, 2009
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Dirty jewells

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Idk was wondering if this was a thing. Wht is a dirty jewells.
by Hott Lanta September 29, 2021
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jewel of the south

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Slang term for vagina, whimsical, not particularly vulgar.
Her jewel of the south was a ruby since she was ragging.
by deuterium July 26, 2004
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Stool jewels

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Bits of corn in your feces.
Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
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spit jewels

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To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.
"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"
by urban dictionist March 21, 2007
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super jewel thief

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a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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