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Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.
I was having the shittiest day, then I hung out with Jewells and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life
Jewells by Isadora Duncan November 12, 2019
The affectionate term for a friend that gets nut tagged regularly. No one would be suprised if/when he finds out hes actually sterile and has been so for quite some time. Jewells also gets hurt quite often in other pointless self inflicted ways but at least its fun to be around him.
Tom: Did you here what happened to Sean?
Jim: No what?
Tom: He was kicked in the nutts by a mule... repetedly...
Jim: When will Jewells learn...
Jewells by McFluffy1 September 28, 2009

Dirty jewells 

Idk was wondering if this was a thing. Wht is a dirty jewells.
Dirty jewells by Hott Lanta September 29, 2021

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations
Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

run the jewels 

To rob someone.

Also a dope hip-hop group.
"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"

"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."
run the jewels by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014