super jebediah

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

jebediah

jebediah are a Indie rock band from Perth, Western Australia.

Some top tunes include; Harpoon, Leaving Home, Animal, and Military Strongmen.

They are currently on break, but their vocalist Kevin Mitchell is the voice behind Bob Evans

Jebediah are awesome. There is no reasonable augument against this.

by robbie666 August 13, 2006

Jebediah

One of the 'big three' kerbals in Kerbal Space Program.

Always the first one to die.

Oh god, Jebediah! Why did you have to leave so soon? I didn't really mean to crash you into the sun!

by ralian January 13, 2015

Slack-jawed faggot

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Jebediah

The Great Jebediah ("gifted") was a rich and powerful leader who lived in the 1400's. He ruled in the middle-east and owned many cities. His thrown was made out of pure gold and in his river floated liquid gold as well. Jebediah had hundreds of thousands of slaves working for him and had women next to him 24/7. He conquered many cities and eventually was considered a god to his people. In some religions, having the name Jebediah is considered to be a fortunate gift.

The Great Jebediah was a god and is still believed to be a god today.

Calling someone by the name Jebediah compliments them to the fullest. Jebediah was a god, and to have his name as a nickname is believed to be very lucky and fortunate.

by N/A N/A November 10, 2007

jewdu

A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.

Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010