jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

Jewbrows

Eyebrows that are strikingly Jewish, to the point of attracting comments on their semitic nature from complete strangers in coffee shops.

"James has got classic jewbrows!"

by Hot Tom February 9, 2010

jewtooth

Another way to say bluetooth. Callded this because all the jews have one. Coined by my friend joe

look that jews,Jewtooth

by LittMatt November 27, 2007

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jewoobs

A Jewish female with large breasts.

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.

by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

Jewboozle

To be jewish and bamboozle someone at the same time.

Man Jeremy when you told Katelyn her credit card must not work but in reality you just canceled it you jewboozled her real good.

by CrEd424 December 27, 2010