Jettie'

A very pretty girl who is bright and smart and an outgoing personality has lots of friends and is beautiful a great life and brown eyes laughs and smiles alot she is very talented and unique

i wish i was jettie'

by giggglebooooyyhoopeerr November 24, 2011

macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.

Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

Jelton

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

A Jett

A North Korean boy with moisturized shaven skin and Leprosy that Molests children every Thursday

You're such a damn Jett!
That damn Jett just wondered what dick tastes like?
That damn Jett has weird smelling fingers
I saw a Jett yesterday in White Jeans
This one time, I saw a Jett eating 4 Yorkshire puddings, 2 slices of bread and a dollop of gravy for Lunch

by Chadely November 8, 2013

Jetting

An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.

I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.

by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021

Jetboat

The act of farting on a Woman's breasts. Similar to a "motorboat" but with with added power and control. This act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing Captain's hats.

This act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. Jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.

"Hey Zeke, I could really go for a Jetboat right about now"
"Oh yeah? I'll start the bath if you want to grab the Captain's hats"
"Wait! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn't."

by Stumpy Joe June 7, 2013