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Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.
That's a Jesusian beard right there.
by Cryptic May 5, 2005
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Jesusman27282729

Jesusman27282729 was most recognized by his other name, jesus which was supposedly "made" by the christians when in actuality the game Jesusman27282729 came up with the name first. Jesusman was the creator of all video games and got hung on a fortnite plane for other gamers sins (playing fortnite etc).
Christians: oh Jesusman27282729.. name sounds cool..
Jesusman: if you take my name i will get you banned
by man27282729 May 28, 2019
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Jessandeering

Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017
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Jesushad

Like a Jihad, except performed by Christians in the name of Jesus.
"Those Christians launched a Jesushad against the abortion clinic and blew it up, killing all the women and unborn children who were inside."
by ChaosRocket May 8, 2009
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jesseandmike

A awesome youtube channel with the 2 Brothers jesse garlfield and Mike garlfield
Dude 1: Yo man who this jesseandmike channel in your subscriptions Dude 2: The best sketch channel ever
by Xerolight April 1, 2021
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JesusHand

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand
Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls
by TurtleNex December 26, 2019
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Jesusmanning

the word comes from a short youtube video where a guy puts his fist up to another guy and says very emotional the word: Jesusman.

later that ivolved to the verb: Jesusmanning.
wich means the act of pushing your fist in a vibrating way into the anus of another person.
boy:why do you sit so weard?
Girl: my boyfriend was Jesusmanning me yesterday.. it hurts alot.
by Be Loyal August 13, 2012
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