Jersy Snatcher

A women only interested in athletes on a team including basketball, football, soccer ect.

Kim Kardashian is an jersy snatcher

by Shoelase November 24, 2010

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006

Jersied

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

by blue 568 October 11, 2008

New Jersy

The arm pits of America

A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!

by L.W.H September 14, 2009

new jersy

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

by evil girl August 9, 2007

new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.

That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.

by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003

Jersy

A fugly ass bitch who’s not funny and is the thottiest bitch you will ever know. She’s a skank and can’t be trusted. Don’t talk to her.

“Woah she’s really ugly.”
“Yeah that’s Jersy.”

by JLSLOL05 May 3, 2019