Jersy Snatcher

A women only interested in athletes on a team including basketball, football, soccer ect.

Kim Kardashian is an jersy snatcher

by Shoelase November 24, 2010

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006

Jersied

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

by blue 568 October 11, 2008

New Jersy

The arm pits of America

A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!

by L.W.H September 14, 2009

new jersy

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)

dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"

by evil girl August 9, 2007

new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.

That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.

by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003

Jersy

A Jersy is a rare force—visionary like an Aquarius, fiercely loyal, and unapologetically real. They radiate a quiet confidence that draws people in, blending emotional intelligence with deep spiritual grounding. A Jersy sees the world differently—always dreaming bigger, pushing boundaries, and living with purpose. Their loyalty runs deep; once you’ve earned their trust, they’ll stand by you through anything. They’re protective, driven, and resilient, refusing to give up no matter how long the journey takes. With a magnetic presence, natural charm, and a mysterious depth that keeps others intrigued, a Jersy is both a leader and a lover, someone who stays true to themselves while lifting others higher. To know a Jersy is to witness authenticity, power, and unwavering faith all wrapped in one unforgettable soul.

"You can always count on him to show up, speak truth, and protect what matters—he’s a real Jersy through and through.”

by RealrealesttheSecond April 7, 2025