Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 2, 2007

cold jerky

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

by DaStrangla January 22, 2007

twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 28, 2013

Jerky Boys

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!

"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg

by pro #1 August 7, 2003

Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.

Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010