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Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
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jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie Mcfucklestein October 25, 2011
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Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.
Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.
by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021
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Jerkitis

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.
when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.
by kimbo123 October 18, 2009
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Jerktographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerktographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
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JERKSTORE

a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.
joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.
by gofuk yerself November 18, 2005
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Jerkit Farthead

A sibling who is driving you crazy, being mean, and is generally obnoxious.
My brother Ben is a jerkit farthead!
by Nicole Messer October 3, 2005
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