Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

by L_Hol September 21, 2018

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Jesse Jerker

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

by X@ February 12, 2008

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short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

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Curtain jerker

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

by ligawres May 17, 2011

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