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jenison junior high school

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school
by imup222nogood March 5, 2022
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Jenison

Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.
I've seen 5 churches on this road.
We must be in Jenison.
by CocoabutterwithvitaminE April 14, 2009
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A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.
Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.
Crap my parents are forcing me to go to Jenison... damn.
by dlkjflsjd February 12, 2009
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jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY
I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School
by Catsonweed May 30, 2018
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Jenison

A school that is cheap as shit. They don’t get addicted to hardcore drugs because they’re too cheap to get anything but weed, alcohol and adderol. The people there are kinda shit except for a few real ones, bre .w Liz .s Leah .s
by Ashely rose December 21, 2019
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Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020
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